Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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