i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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