At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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