I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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