hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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