Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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