i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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