i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize