is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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