If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just invented taco cereal.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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