the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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