isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
