bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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