is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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