I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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