Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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