its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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