Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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