IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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