Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just cropdusted the office
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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