wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
A+ Viking dick
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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