Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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