My entire life is one complicated drinking game
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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