As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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