I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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