That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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