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  can I come stay the night

  (217): View more from Illinois

  yeah, but no sex tonight

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  I'll stay home

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• Anyone else not care if these are fake? These are hilarious. Hypothetical comedy isn't less funny.

  Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 16, 10 at 10:20pm

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• Lol.... This is classic

  Submitted by kidned on May 16, 10 at 7:30pm

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• Gotta love keepin it real!

  Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 16, 10 at 7:22pm

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• does no one believe in cuddling anymore?!

  Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm

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• Hilarious but prob not gunna help you get laid in the future

  Submitted by Phys on May 16, 10 at 7:37pm

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• ahhh classic is right, I love how everyone assumes that 810 is a guy. Granted not many guys would use the no sex tonight thing, but still. \n\npoints given for keeping it real. However i agree with Matt1589 it never hurts to try.

  Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:36pm

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• The sad thing is, I can relate to this.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 17, 10 at 9:46am

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• Classic male. Lol got that text one to many times never hurts to go over and try what a quitter

  Submitted by matt1589 on May 16, 10 at 7:53pm

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• Depending on the relationship, I'd be pretty annoyed... but at least they were warned!

  Submitted by Erykah on May 17, 10 at 5:03am

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• Reminds me of last weekend

  Submitted by sexqueen on May 16, 10 at 9:59pm

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• Rejected!

  Submitted by _bbycakes on May 16, 10 at 11:16pm

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• LMAO!

  Submitted by IHeadshottedJFK on May 17, 10 at 5:09pm

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• Not first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:16pm

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• I for one think this is fake. Tooooo "classic"

  Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 16, 10 at 11:37pm

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• Seriously, I would probably not speak to that guy again.

  Submitted by Amh730 on May 17, 10 at 4:22am

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• Burn!

  Submitted by Okie20 on May 17, 10 at 12:03am

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• Hey...what's wrong with a little cuddling?

  Submitted by MandatoryPants on May 18, 10 at 3:38am

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• Classic...

  Submitted by JE2009 on May 21, 10 at 1:23pm

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• Amazing. Lol

  Submitted by specialfriedrice on May 20, 10 at 11:26pm

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• Or I must have the wrong number!

  Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 7:29pm

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• Didn't even try to challenge her request. What a shame.

  Submitted by An0n on May 17, 10 at 3:55pm

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• Honest man.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 17, 10 at 12:11pm

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• Good girl

  Submitted by cbtango on May 16, 10 at 8:37pm

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• I agree with Gnarmageddon

  Submitted by breerose on May 17, 10 at 8:21pm

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• Or at all

  Submitted by jovijountamed on May 16, 10 at 10:36pm

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• Anyone notice a person in michigan is asking to stay the night at illinois?

  Submitted by NinjaDinoShark on May 16, 10 at 7:52pm

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  • your area code doesn't change when you move.

    Submitted by Hawk21 on May 16, 10 at 8:38pm

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    • or when you're visiting

      Submitted by skootles on May 16, 10 at 9:23pm

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      • or when you are in college

        Submitted by bearcat15 on May 16, 10 at 10:19pm

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• Hahahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by imdabest101 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm

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• LOL. Denied!!!!!

  Submitted by kidned on May 20, 10 at 4:08am

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• Wow! Classic asshole. Definitely would not bother to talk to him again. Lol

  Submitted by benjig on May 18, 10 at 5:46pm

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• last

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:15pm

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• first

  Submitted by daedai on May 16, 10 at 7:04pm

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