Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I love you.
Bad choice
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