Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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