He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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