Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
barbara walters just said penis...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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