is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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