I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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