hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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