fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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