apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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