we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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