so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He did a backflip because drugs
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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