All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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