Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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