you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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