Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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