She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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