Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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