Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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