Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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