i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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