mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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