Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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