she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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