Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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