you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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