no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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